Take them to Starbucks to grind?

 

You can not make an Homlette without Eggs as Mr Mourinho once said.

 

Now you're into my kinda bodge job territory.

In the past I've used:

A pestle and mortar (very hard work)

A salt grinder (also very VERY tiring)

A rolling pin and two tea towels (not so much hard work, more tedious)

A porlex with no handle using a set of pliars (tedium)

A rhino with no handle using pliars (again, tedium).

I'd take them to your local shop and get them ground. If its a decent independent, take them out of the Starbucks packaging though.

 

I heard you can 'grind' Starbucks beans by putting them in a sock and stamping on them.

Alternatively you could purchase a cheap hand grinder such as the Rhino from Coffee Hit or if you've a few quid spare a reputable electric grinder around the £200~ mark.

 

Years ago it would be between two flat stones turning the top stone in a circular motion.

Another option, put them in a bag and repeatedly drive over them.

 

Personally, I'd advocate putting the entire bag in a trash compactor.

 

Personally, I'd advocate putting the entire bag in a trash compactor.

Good idea - or a garden shredder if that's easier to get hold of.

 

A mangle could work too

 

Ooh ooh ooh. Try The Force!

 

First thing that comes to mind is a food processor?? I suppose if you don't have that you could try putting them in a bag and smashing them with your feet.. if you don't get a good cup of coffee at least you got some stress relief! Good luck!

 

Pour them out on the lawn and run over them with a flymo.

 

Individually Chop them very finely with a kitchen knife.

Or lay them between 2 slabs and get Big Daddy from World of Sport Wrestling to do a Big Daddy Splash on them.